This mitigates my guilt.

I often felt kinda guilty about the raw nasty sex I used to foist upon my dolls as a kid. Did you know that the original Star Trek play-set was smartly fitted with a “working transporter” had the capacity for 2 figures if you 69ed them? No, no you didn’t!

Lego your ego and SUBMIT.

Yeah, Barbie got it from Kirk too. Ken wasn’t my style. But mostly Captain J. Tiberius Kirk was all for Lt. Uhura. After The Kiss That Changed Television, all I wanted to do was grow up to be a switchboard operator wear a short skirt and glance in surreptitious longing at the shiny boots of the Captain of the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701.