Great Moments In Douchebaggery.
OK, this is, verbatim, from a profile on some…um. Let’s just say, a Kinky Dating Site.
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O RLY?!?!
About Me:
I AM VERY AGERESIVE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY OR ELSE YOUR ASS IS MINE FOR THE SPANKING!!!!!
My Ideal Person:
I WANT A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO SATISFY A MAN. AND LOVES ANAL SEX AND I MEAN REALY LOVES ANALSEX.
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I dunno…how much DO I love ANALSEX?
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Do I REALY love it?
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It is time…time for some personal reflection.
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Um? Haha.
No, I think the question should be is that, does anal sex love you? ;-)
I wish I had enough people interested in me that I could dismiss them out-of-hand for bad spelling and grammar.
Oh, wow…
I dunno what to say to that one.