WYD?: Vader vs. Joker
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I gotcher serious…
the void: Eddie Murphy is in the next Batman movie
Mollena: ?!??!?!?!
Mollena: as who?
Mollena: The Loser?!?!
the void: The Riddler
Mollena: but they already HAD a Riddler flick
the void: they already had a Joker too
the void: http://tinyurl.com/4f4p2d
Mollena: and I said that same thing when I heard about that
the void: you cannot dis on Ledger’s Joker
Mollena: I’ll not dis. but it was not some stellar groundbreaking “drive a man to death” role.
the void: it was fantastic
Mollena: He didn’t disturb me.
Mollena: Not once.
the void: you’re hating cause you wanted to get spanked by Jack Nicholson
the void: and he showed Nicholson up
the void: and he’ll get that Oscar®
the void: for playing the motherfucking Joker
Mollena: Nicholson’s dick is broken. that ain’t sexy.
the void: he likely has the transformers model
Mollena: and if they throw away the top prize to a dead man who doesn’t give a fuck
Mollena: fine.
Mollena: just shows what a waste of time the thing is.
the void: oooo, let the hate flow
Mollena: All I wanted was for him to unnerve me.
Mollena: just once!
the void: feel the true power of the dark side
Mollena: now, a Sith Lord…I’d hit that .
Mollena: :-D
the void: I now need to go look for slash fiction of Darth Vader doing the remote-choke/remote-grope of Leia
Mollena: SWEET.
Mollena: I would rub one out.
Mollena: I should put up a poll on the blog: who would you prefer to paddle your naughty ass: Vader or The Joker?
Mollena: *snerk*
the void: not fair, the Joker is not a top
Mollena: pfft
the void: a true top is Lawful Evil, Joker is Chaotic Evil
Mollena: neither is Vader, man
Mollena: Vader subs like crazy to Palpatine
the void: cause he’s the apprentice
Mollena: and the BEST tops, albeit the most dangerous, are chaotic evil.
the void: Palpatine is the true top
Mollena: …and therefore Vader’s the bottom.
the void: Chaotic Evil cannot be a top, it doesn’t care
Mollena: neither does a shitty top.
Mollena: …or a Borderline top.
the void: Vader is his bottom, but not the Bottom, he’s the apprentice, the true top is his master
Mollena: we are looking not at the structure of THAT interaction. we are blind taste testing the populace.
the void: exactly
the void: a Sith Lord, the Master, is the Top de tutti Top daddy
the void: he does not play, he controls, he give a serious shit that you do what he says
the void: the Joker is just into fucking shit up
the void: he is desperate for the Batman to actually kill him
Mollena: in that universe,this is true.
Mollena: However.
Mollena: You are in the dungeon. The Joker is lounging off in a corner sipping a diet coke, Vader is awkwardly chatting up the DM. Both are available. who do you approach to play?
Mollena: NO DS
Mollena: pure SM
the void: not my kink, the difference is not readily discernible to me
the void: I can see pluses and minuses to both
the void: unpredictability vs precision
the void: real danger vs ceremony
Mollena: THAT is the question
Mollena: you got it!
Mollena: precisely….good man!!
the void: ok, you should run the poll
