11 Comments

  1. lamesabassman on August 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    well said…. but I believe that would be the least of your problems… if the said partner had anything that could be
    transmitted …. well… with contact with any membrane …..

    lamesabassman….. please do the math and please be careful…. there are a ton of people who get something from others and feel the need to pass it along…. the old sour grapes bit…” if I got it… well someone ‘s gonna get it too…
    am not going out … alone..” please be careful.sis…



    • mollena on August 31, 2009 at 12:52 PM

      Well, by the time I’m in a relationship with someone, there has been discussion of history, testing, and ll of that. SO, no, there;s no guarantee. But I’m doing well thus far :-)

      ~Mo



      • lamesabassman on August 31, 2009 at 5:52 PM

        Amen, sistah…..

        lamesabassman……. roll it like you stole it…..



  2. Alpine Subdreams on August 30, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Thank you for making me snort coffee up the nose :-) It was a great laugh to begin my day with.



    • mollena on August 31, 2009 at 12:53 PM

      Coffee, semen….yeah.

      *roffle*

      xoxo

      ~Mollena



  3. Panthera Pardus on August 30, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    Oh, fucking hell this was funny…not so much the situation, cause I’ve been there (also once had semen come out my nose somehow, but that’s a different story…), but your thought process. I laughed out loud as usual. You rock the house.



    • mollena on August 31, 2009 at 12:54 PM

      Thanks dudette!!

      Yeah you can see why it takes a special person to cope with me ;-)

      xoxo

      ~Mo



  4. lilyblue on September 1, 2009 at 12:26 AM

    I WANT to see a porno where a woman screams after someone comes in her eye. I want to see that shit stopped. I want men to understand that that is not a pleasant experience.



    • mollena on September 2, 2009 at 2:35 PM

      Believe me, the boyfriend nevr ever went that route again.

      I can tell you my eye was itchy and red for many hours afterward. I might just be extra sensitive, but if I worked in porn in front of the camera you can believe I would NOT permit anyone to ejaculate on my goddamn face.

      OK, maybe Mark Davis.

      But that’s IT.

      OK, OK, and maybe Sean Michaels.

      BUT REALLY, that’s it.



  5. Amber on September 1, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Ohhhhh shit that’s funny. And it definitely helped turn me even MORE off facials!



    • mollena on September 2, 2009 at 2:36 PM

      I mean, I don’t know many people who do that in private.

      Really.

      *sigh*

      xoxo

      Mo