Bedbugs suck.

I was pillaged in Amsterdam at a hostel. Winter of 2005.

I looked like this from the neck down.

What saved me? Lots of hot showers. Lots of Psilocybin. Some pot and a few piping mugs of opium tea.

And while you can buy opium, mushrooms and ganja in Amsterdam, you know what you CANNOT buy?

Yep. Antihistamines.