My dear friend, the wise and wickedly hot Patrick, commented on a thread I’d started on Facebook. Someone has started selling little flower hankies for flagging, which I think are adorable and clever. Patrick, not a firm believer in the power of flagging, had this advice for those attempting to suss out the topworthiness of a potential date:

 

 

 

“The test for for tops, for instance, is the same as for properly cooked pasta. Throw the man against the wall. If he sticks, he’s a bottom. If he comes back at you with fists flying, well, you’re a bottom.”

 

 

So let it be written, so let it be done!

 

Now excuse me. I’l be seeing @TheDominantGuy in a scant 165 hours. I gotta get buff in preparation for throwing him against a wall.